Good News/Bad News: Please not a repeat of last week's football games Edition

Good News: America is finally getting to know Gov. Sarah Palin

Bad News: America is finally getting to know Gov. Sarah Palin

Good News: Ohio State is not playing USC today

Bad News: Ohio State played USC last week

Good News: John McCain is a regulator...

Bad News: ...as of two days ago

Good News: Rush Limbaugh speaks out on behalf of racial equality

Bad News: Rush Limbaugh speaks...

Good News: George W. Bush's reign is coming to an end...

Bad News: ...8 years too late

Good News: Jesus seen in weight-loss center's ceiling

Bad News: Patrons reported no miraculous increase in calorie-burning capability