5. Reporter: "Senator McCain, How many Houses do you own?"
McCain: "Um, I'll have my staff get back to you."
Analysis: The answer is 7. Can I borrow 2 or 3?
4. Mitt Romney: "I'm not going to close Guantanamo... I'm going to double it!"
Analysis: Um, the problem with Guantanamo isn't its space constraints... it's torture!
3. John McCain: "I'll follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell."
Analysis: Well, if he meant that literally then, John, you're a 72-year-old and not following anybody, anywhere. If he meant if figuratively, which I believe he did, then there's another problem: McCain perhaps the biggest advocate for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq. Bin Laden: not in Iraq.
2. Fox News talking head, Steve Doocy: "But the other thing about her, she does know about international relations because she is right up there in Alaska right next door to Russia "
Analysis: No analysis needed
1. Joe Biden: "Rudy Giuliani! Rudy Giuliani! All the guy says is a noun, a verb and 9/11!"
Analysis: Actually that's not true. Once he said, "terrorist attacks" instead of actually using the term "9/11." It was a nice change of pace for him.
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