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Teleprompter 1... John McCain 0.

Wait, this just in: John McCain was a POW


This seriously is ridiculous... cliche after cliche. If you love America then tell us HOW you're going to govern it! You tell us we need to change but don't say a word about how you're going to do so.

Hahahahah... John McCain just said "information and communication technology." Earlier in the campaign, he mentioned he didn't know how to use a computer.

"Partisan rancor..." You mean the stuff your VP did last night?

"I will get the economy moving again." Really? How?

PLEASE BE OVER SOON... PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

Honestly, there is no disputing that his POW story is compelling and heartfelt. But there comes a time when policies need talked about as well.

Side thought: If John McCain had never been a POW, what would he have talked about? The speech would have literally been 35 seconds long.

Somebody is holding a sign that says: "The Mavrick" Yes, it's spelled exactly like I just wrote it.

"We never hide from history, we make history!" What does that even mean?

All in all, that speech had absolutely no substance in it... as Shelby commented, not even empty promises. Was that a major blunder or did he mean to entirely skip over the economy?